Ensis
Senior Reporter
Jig sow freezes to deff after becoming stuck in clothing donation drop box
Updated: Jan 31, 2009 4:57 AM UTC
This is old, but good for a few yucks.:Anti-Z:
http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?s=9764694
HOLLY SPRINGS, Miss. (WMC-TV) - A Mid-South thieving jiggaboo sow froze to deff after becoming stuck in a clothing donation drop box, while trying to steal from it as well as from TNB.
Jew loving kwaps received a call early last Wednesday morning about Nigger Sinoba "Bebe" Jackson being stuck in the box that it was trying to rob. It was trapped on the other side of a hinged door and the cold made it good, since Africoons can't stand much cold.
Holly Springs Kwap Chief Robert Pearson was one of the first jig-lovers on the scene.
"Once she got in there, the back of her head got hung up in the machinery," he said.
Pearson says no one or no thing was able to see Jiggasow Jackscoon because the donation box faced away from the street in a supermarket parking lot, and the feral, jew-greedy chimpajig became trapped after the store had closed.
"The preliminary autopsy report indicates she was made good from hypothermia," the police chief said. In short, it was made good by her TNB and hypothermia before going to Hell.
He says temperatures dipped below 20 degrees that good night, and no amount of clothes could have saved Jiggaboo Jackscoon.
"She just couldn't get out," the jiggaboo-loving kwap said.
Jackscoon's niece, Niggess Nigtasha Harden, ooked and eeked that her aunt "cherished: her extended fambly as much as her own. "There wasn't a grandchild or niece in the family that she didn't love, nourish and care for," she ooked. Yeah right!
Fambly members ook and eek that they "find it difficult" to accept the "bizarre circumstances" of Jackscoon's goodification. The truth was was that thieving jig got unlucky and now is good.
They say it frequented the drop box, which sat just a few blocks from its nigger nest. (That means the jiggaboo sow stole from there time and time again.)
"She loved going down there," ooked and eeked Harden.
The fambly "just cannot imagine" why its last trip (to get her gibs me dats! ended so "tragically."(The jiggacooness was a stinking nigger thief, nothing more. Now it is good and we can rejoice!)
"If we could just see it's an accident, that's closure," Harden ooked. "We can rest at night." And that foul jig sow can rot in Hell!
Jew-serving, jig-loving kwaps say they have no reason to suspect foul play.
"It was a very unfortunate and tragic accident," squealed kwap Pearson.
A final report from the medical veterinary examiner is still pending and probably will never be published in the jewsmedia. The verdict should be TNB and hypothermia.
Jackscoon's fecal funeral was scheduled for Saturday sometime in 2009; by now, she has totally fed the maggots and other nigger-loving vermin. She's one hot nigger--hot in Hell! Don't she miss da cold, don't she?
Updated: Jan 31, 2009 4:57 AM UTC
This is old, but good for a few yucks.:Anti-Z:
http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?s=9764694
HOLLY SPRINGS, Miss. (WMC-TV) - A Mid-South thieving jiggaboo sow froze to deff after becoming stuck in a clothing donation drop box, while trying to steal from it as well as from TNB.
Jew loving kwaps received a call early last Wednesday morning about Nigger Sinoba "Bebe" Jackson being stuck in the box that it was trying to rob. It was trapped on the other side of a hinged door and the cold made it good, since Africoons can't stand much cold.
Holly Springs Kwap Chief Robert Pearson was one of the first jig-lovers on the scene.
"Once she got in there, the back of her head got hung up in the machinery," he said.
Pearson says no one or no thing was able to see Jiggasow Jackscoon because the donation box faced away from the street in a supermarket parking lot, and the feral, jew-greedy chimpajig became trapped after the store had closed.
"The preliminary autopsy report indicates she was made good from hypothermia," the police chief said. In short, it was made good by her TNB and hypothermia before going to Hell.
He says temperatures dipped below 20 degrees that good night, and no amount of clothes could have saved Jiggaboo Jackscoon.
"She just couldn't get out," the jiggaboo-loving kwap said.
Jackscoon's niece, Niggess Nigtasha Harden, ooked and eeked that her aunt "cherished: her extended fambly as much as her own. "There wasn't a grandchild or niece in the family that she didn't love, nourish and care for," she ooked. Yeah right!
Fambly members ook and eek that they "find it difficult" to accept the "bizarre circumstances" of Jackscoon's goodification. The truth was was that thieving jig got unlucky and now is good.
They say it frequented the drop box, which sat just a few blocks from its nigger nest. (That means the jiggaboo sow stole from there time and time again.)
"She loved going down there," ooked and eeked Harden.
The fambly "just cannot imagine" why its last trip (to get her gibs me dats! ended so "tragically."(The jiggacooness was a stinking nigger thief, nothing more. Now it is good and we can rejoice!)
"If we could just see it's an accident, that's closure," Harden ooked. "We can rest at night." And that foul jig sow can rot in Hell!
Jew-serving, jig-loving kwaps say they have no reason to suspect foul play.
"It was a very unfortunate and tragic accident," squealed kwap Pearson.
A final report from the medical veterinary examiner is still pending and probably will never be published in the jewsmedia. The verdict should be TNB and hypothermia.
Jackscoon's fecal funeral was scheduled for Saturday sometime in 2009; by now, she has totally fed the maggots and other nigger-loving vermin. She's one hot nigger--hot in Hell! Don't she miss da cold, don't she?