On the Trail of the Congo's "Cannibal Rebels"

[awyattmann]

This Hema man was bound and impaled before being shot; his ears were bitten off

According to witnesses I'd met in a camp for the displaced, they watched Kiza eat the young man's heart in front of the crowd. It was punishment for an assassination attempt.

 

[Xuxa the White]

These Vandalobabookaris are a sick race of subhuman pigs! Cannibalism is a barbarity that only animals would normally do!

 

[Whitebear]

Just for any new forum browsers

that might not be familiar with Xuxa's

use of the term 'Babookari'

Here is a 'Babookari'.

Habitat:Amazon Grassland
Futuristic Factoid: The last remaining primates on Earth have long tails, which they use to signal their

 

[Xuxa the White]

On Animal Planet's "The Future Is Wild", the Babookari live five million years in the future, in the Amazon grasslands. It is named after the fact that it is descended from an uakari and lives like a baboon. Since they look like n-ggers, and Vandals ain't nothing but trouble, hence the word 'Vandalobabookari'

Look at its shifty primate face. I don't trust those things one bit, my friend. Not one bit. They are just like n-ggers or Vandalobabookaris!