The Bobster
Senior News Editor since 2004
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The Mormons went down to Tonga to convert the savages. Unfortunately, they brought some of the headhunters back with them. Soon the fat, ugly savages were moving to Salt Lake City in droves.
There used to be White gangs in SLC, but no more. They were driven out by gangs of 12-yo Tongans who weigh 300 lbs.
The Mormons went down to Tonga to convert the savages. Unfortunately, they brought some of the headhunters back with them. Soon the fat, ugly savages were moving to Salt Lake City in droves.
There used to be White gangs in SLC, but no more. They were driven out by gangs of 12-yo Tongans who weigh 300 lbs.