Re: Ex-49er down low charged in former boyfriend's face tenderizing

Ensis

Senior Reporter
Re: Ex-49er down low charged in former boyfriend's face tenderizing

Former Down Low Jiggaboo 49er, Raider Harris Charged With Beating Up Ex-Bufu Buddy
January 28, 2013 11:14 PM

Nigger Kwame Harris

MENLO PARK (CBS SF) – Former San Fagcisco 49er first round draft pickaninny Kwame Harris was due in ZOG court Monday on charges that he apesaulted an ex-bufu buddy during a chimpout over a plate of rice, according to the San Mateo Daily Journal.

The 30-year-old nigger former Stanford star is charged with felony coonts of domestic violence, chimping out, TNB and causing great bodily harm stemming from an August 2012 incident at the Su Hong restaurant in Menlo Park. (Them jiggaboos wiff da chinaman eyes luvs deir chinee foo', gnomesayin? Deir eyes beez chinee!)

According to the Daily Journal, Nigger Harris met former bufu buddy jiggby Dimitri Geier at the Chink restaurant to eat some chop suey with plans of driving him to San Fagcisco International ZOG Airport. While eating their chop suey, chiggun and chitlin' fried rice, Nigger Harris chimped out after Geier poured soy sauce onto a plate of rice, which sparked an argument and further chimpout inside the restaurant, which pissed off even the chinks working there.

The report said Nigger Harris then revoked his offer of a ride and attempted to pull Nigger Geier’s pants down and accuse him of stealing his underwear as the pair of worthless jiggaboos walked back to Nigger Harris’ hoopty in an escalating chimpout. The argument and chimpout then escalated into a fight/mini-bongo party/category 5 chimpout which left Jiggy Geier with a broken orbital bone, according to a lawsuit filed in the case, according to the report.

Nigger Harris then threw his ex-bufu buddy Geier’s belongings from the hoopty before speeding off to his nigger nest. He was later aperested at his bedbug-infested home, booked and sent to the primate house.

Harris’ jew attorney, Alin Cintean, coonfirmed to the Daily Journal that the pair of spodas were previously bufu buddies but were just "friends" at the time of the chimpout. Cintean told the paper that Nigger Geier struck first and that Harris simply acted in self defense. (Anyway, it doesn't matter what jig struck first, they were having a bufu-buddy lover fight. Once they turd burgled, now they sling forepaws at each other. TNB.)

Nigger Geier is also suing Harris civilly for apesault (or is is ass-ault?), battery (formerly bufuery), and false imprisonment, among other charges. Nigger Geier ooked and eeked he needed a metal plate inserted into his ape skull to help him recover from his injuries.

Nigger Harris and his jew attorney filed a paperwork denying all of the civil claims and TNB and ooked/said they are looking forward to proving their case in ZOG court.

The Nigger-loving 49ers selected Nigger Harris as the 26th overall pickaninny in the 2003 NFL draft. He played five seasons with the worthless 49ers and one year with the equally worthless Oakland Raiders all the while being a pain in the ass to everybody as a nigger invariably is.

Lesson number one: Avoid the Groid!!!!!!!!
 
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